UNSOLVED

 MAN

These are the first pustules of the Bedlamite fever, catalogued here for future generations. The Unsolved Man stands direct against some silly bitch in a bra and knickers cavorting a confused and lacklustre performance-mime to a dog shit love song.

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Unsolved Man is managed by a pizza-taco autographed by Elvis Presley and sponsored by Paul McCartney Spermicide Creme.

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“we all know you’re soft, coz we’ve all seen you dancing. We all know you’re hard coz we’ve all seen you drinking from noon until noon again”

 - Belle and Sebastian